Inventory/Strains - Tested and In Stock
Our new harvest has dropped - it’s straight fire! Easily our best batch yet. You don’t want to sleep on this one.
Orange Miracle Cookies
Orange Miracle Cookies hits loud with sharp orange peel and sweet cookie dough, a sticky citrus funk that cuts through the room the second you crack the jar. The smoke is smooth but unapologetic—bright, tangy terps up front with a gritty, earthy backbone that keeps it grounded. The high comes on fast and buzzy, lifting your headspace and sharpening your mood before settling into a relaxed, no-nonsense body feel that won’t glue you to the couch. It’s the kind of strain you reach for when you want flavor, edge, and energy without the fluff—clean, loud, and just a little dirty in the best way. Grown in living soil.
Total THC: 28.590%
Sherbz
Sherbz doesn’t whisper -- it walks in loud with citrus on its breath and funk on its boots. A twisted offspring of Sunset Sherbet and Zkittlez, this strain drips sticky sweet chaos. Think fruit punch spilled on concrete, chased with a backhand of diesel and earth. The high hits like a slow dive: euphoric, hazy, and a little dangerous if you weren’t ready. First, your head lifts. Then your body forgets the weight it was carrying. Now you’re floating somewhere between neon dreams and static fuzz. Sherbz is for the ones who want their calm with a kick and their flavor full-throttle. Not for the faint. Definitely not for the boring.
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Total THC: 27.842%
Purple Papaya Runtz
Purple Papaya Runtz is the tropical getaway your taste buds and mind didn’t know they needed. This slightly indica-leaning hybrid blends fruity papaya sweetness with a hint of grape candy goodness, all wrapped up in that signature Runtz creaminess. One puff, and you’ll feel like you’ve been teleported to a hammock on a hidden beach, where stress is illegal and good vibes reign supreme. This strain hits that sweet spot between blissful euphoria and deep-body relaxation, making it perfect for chilling out, giggling at absolutely nothing, or sinking into the couch like it’s a cloud. Grown in organic living soil, it delivers a smooth, clean burn -- because a strain this delicious deserves to be savored.
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​Total THC: 27.275% ​​​
Mendocino Cookies
Mendocino Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid that blends classic West Coast genetics with rich, dessert-style appeal. A cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Mendocino Purps, this strain delivers dense, resin-coated buds and a sweet, earthy aroma layered with notes of cookie dough, grape, and subtle spice. The effects begin with a gentle cerebral lift that boosts mood and calm, followed by a deeply relaxing body experience that melts away stress without feeling overwhelming. Smooth, flavorful, and powerfully soothing, Mendocino Cookies is ideal for evening enjoyment and for those seeking a balanced strain that satisfies both mind and body. Grown in organic, living soil.
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Total THC: 23.143%
Chem Delice
Chem Delice is straight gas with a sweet, twisted edge—pungent diesel and sharp chemical funk crashing into a creamy, almost dessert-like finish. Crack the bud and it reeks in the best way, loud and unapologetic, with sour fuel, skunky bite, and a hint of sugary smoothness underneath the chaos. The high hits hard and fast, flipping the switch in your head with an electric rush before melting into a heavy, settled body buzz that keeps you locked in but not knocked out. It’s gritty, powerful, and indulgent—perfect for smokers who want their candy dipped in gasoline and their effects bold, dirty, and unforgettable.
Dosi Mints
Dosi Mints is dark, dense, and dangerously smooth...minty sweetness layered over deep earth, gas, and that unmistakable OG funk. The nose hits with cool cookie mint and sharp fuel, and the smoke follows through thick and heavy, coating your palate with a clean but gritty finish. The high creeps in slow, then clamps down, washing your body in a warm, weighted calm while your mind drifts into a hazy, blissed-out headspace. It’s a late-night strain through and through: potent, indulgent, and unapologetically loud, made for shutting the world off and sinking deep.
Girl Scout Cookies
Girl Scout Cookies is a certified classic with teeth: sweet dough and sugary mint wrapped in sharp earth and OG gas that still hits just as hard as it did the first time. The aroma is rich and familiar but never soft, blending baked cookie sweetness with a skunky, peppered edge that lets you know it means business. The high comes on balanced but bold, lifting your mood and focus before settling into a heavy, relaxed body buzz that lingers long and deep. Timeless, potent, and endlessly reliable, GSC is the kind of strain that earned its reputation by never backing down.
Girl Scout Cookies
Lemon Cherry Pie is loud, glossy, and indulgent---bright lemon zest and sweet cherry candy crashing into creamy pastry and a soft gas finish. The aroma is sharp and sugary at the same time, filling the air with citrus bite and baked-dessert funk. The high rolls in smooth and euphoric, lifting your mood and loosening your body without knocking you flat, making it perfect for riding the line between chill and charged. It’s a modern dessert strain with an edge; sweet, sour, and just dirty enough to keep things interesting.
Concentrates
A variety of highly potent concetrates.