Inventory/Strains - Tested and In Stock
Our next harvest hits in just a few weeks, and trust us - it’s straight fire. Easily our best batch yet. You don’t want to sleep on this one. Reach out today to get on the list and we’ll ping you the moment it drops.​
In the meantime, here’s what’s in stock right now:
Purple Papaya Runtz
Purple Papaya Runtz is the tropical getaway your taste buds and mind didn’t know they needed. This slightly indica-leaning hybrid blends fruity papaya sweetness with a hint of grape candy goodness, all wrapped up in that signature Runtz creaminess. One puff, and you’ll feel like you’ve been teleported to a hammock on a hidden beach, where stress is illegal and good vibes reign supreme. This strain hits that sweet spot between blissful euphoria and deep-body relaxation, making it perfect for chilling out, giggling at absolutely nothing, or sinking into the couch like it’s a cloud. Grown in organic living soil, it delivers a smooth, clean burn -- because a strain this delicious deserves to be savored.
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​Sativa | Lineage: Purple Punch × Papaya × Runtz | THC: 22.006% | Flavor Profile: Tropical Fruit, Berry Candy, Earthy Sweetness | Effects: Uplifted, Relaxed, Happy​​​
Biscotti Wedding Cake
Biscotti x Wedding Cake is the cannabis equivalent of a five-star dessert with a kick -- rich, nutty, creamy, and just a little gassy. This slightly indica-leaning hybrid brings together Biscotti’s smooth diesel nuttiness and Wedding Cake’s sweet vanilla bliss, creating a terpene-packed treat that’s a flavor fiesta for your senses. With hints of lemon, cinnamon, and hops, every hit is like a spiced pastry straight from a luxury bakery, but with the added bonus of melting stress faster than butter on warm toast. At 19.25% THC, it delivers a perfectly balanced high -- euphoric enough to keep you smiling, yet relaxing enough to make your couch feel like a personal cloud. Grown in organic living soil, it burns smooth and clean, so all you have to do is sit back, puff, and let the good vibes roll.
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​Indica-Dominant Hybrid | Lineage: Biscotti × Wedding Cake | THC: 19.253% | Flavor Profile: Sweet Vanilla, Nutty Dough, Earthy Spice | Effects: Relaxed, Euphoric, Body High
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Sherbz
Sherbz doesn’t whisper -- it walks in loud with citrus on its breath and funk on its boots. A twisted offspring of Sunset Sherbet and Zkittlez, this strain drips sticky sweet chaos. Think fruit punch spilled on concrete, chased with a backhand of diesel and earth. The high hits like a slow dive — euphoric, hazy, and a little dangerous if you weren’t ready. First, your head lifts. Then your body forgets the weight it was carrying. Now you’re floating somewhere between neon dreams and static fuzz. Sherbz is for the ones who want their calm with a kick and their flavor full-throttle. Not for the faint. Definitely not for the boring.
Hybrid, Indica‑Dominant Tendencies | Lineage: Sunset Sherbert x Zkittlez | THC: 19.7% | Flavor Profile: Fruity Candy, Creamy Citrus, Herbal Spice | Effects: Euphoric, Relaxed, Social​​​
Durban Poison
Durban Poison is a straight-up landrace legend, a raw, untamed 100% sativa built for those who don’t flinch. It’s got that old-school skunk edge, laced with notes of black licorice, pine, and gasoline, sharp enough to cut through the fog. Durban doesn’t relax you, it revives you. Smoke it if you’re ready to stay up and stay loud. Clear-headed, laser-focused, and wired with a creative edge that borders on reckless. Perfect for long nights, loud thoughts, and chasing ideas till they bite back. Durban Poison isn’t for laying low, it’s for lighting the fuse.
Sativa | Lineage: Native South African Landrace | THC: 16.8% | Flavor Profile: Sweet Pine, Citrus Zest, Anise | Effects: Energetic, Focused, Uplifted​​​
Concentrates
A variety of highly potent concetrates.